"BUM" or the worst names in retail history...

C: Okay, a new competition... 'Store most likely to ostracise English speaking customers'. ™


The Delft award goes to:

Sissy-Boy.



...who would also get the 'terrifying psychopath model' award. If we had one.



C: We've had strong competition in Turkey, so we'd like to award these guys a special mention (they were edged out for spelling, but we all know it's pronounced 'Rudie Mood'. hardly appropriate for a (family-friendly) menswear store:

D: ...suits you, sir!






C: But, without a doubt, the winner is our favourite cake store here in Selcuk, the wonderous, the wobbly, the alarming:

BUM



D: Mum... can we get BUM??
Not now darling..


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