Take the Kapsalon. Kap Salon means Hair Salon in Dutch. The folk myth goes that one day a guy who worked at the local Hairdressers walked into a Doner shop and ordered a pile of doner meat on chips, drenched in various condiments with miscellaneous salad on top:

What am I talking about? They're actually amazing. And the dual meaning leads to much hilarity:

Yes, that's a Jazz Centre in The Hague next to a place offering a Kapsalon Massage. But closer to home, we were recommended a fine dining establishment called Billy Bear's. It may as well have been called Dodgy Shit:

Featuring terrible food, millions of stuffed bears and Jake Gyenhall from Brokeback Mountain:

etc.etc. Although we should have taken the glowing, demonic bear logo as a sign.

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