CAKE !! (eat) and CUTE KiTTIES !! (Do not eat)

D: Hello and welcome to my post all about Cats and Cake... hhmmmm... (clears throat cracks knuckles)


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First ... PICTURES OF CATS BEING CUUUUTTTEEE








C: Check out the cool little guy in the back! He's the sort of fella you'd want around in an emergency (well, if he had opposible thumbs):




aaaawwww


oh and doggies.. (one with broken ear)






D: NOW THE CAKE

"cake cake cake cake cake"


Pre Cake (see transfixed gaze below)







D: ...EVIL CAKE

C(ake): HELP ME ESCAPE, EARTHLING AND WE TOGETHER SHALL ENSLAVE THE HUMANS! MWAHAHAHAHA!

D: bbbBBBBBBBZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZTTTTHHH!!!!!







D: Crap cake ):

This was just mess, it was the sort of 'dessert' you would expect a three year old to make if they broke into the pantry ... sprinkles with GREEN STUFF and pancakes with CHOCOLATE and RED STUFF and and (you get the picture)

C: Yeah... it did look a bit like they'd killed something on it and covered it up with sprinkles.

D: Sparkle motion.. more like BOWEL motion...pffft!






P.S. no cats or cakies were harmed in this post